The second original Papa Zine. First issue was like 2020 or 2021?
C$33.00
yo the celibate slut, fuck your white shoes, Wet Hot Cheeks, PAPA! and crying is cool stickers are only available at shows which are discretely announced through the covert networks . ask an orphan for a 2026 PAPA! tour listing or look deeper
wearable
Basically you know about the Hanky Code or don't. You can google it. It's hard to wear a handkerchief off your swim trunks or bikini. This is a towel with the code printed on it, ensuring that your beach trips are highly productive. great for wearing lenny kravitz style, bringing to the orgy or nude, or draped up at home as deliberate decor instead of ugly pineapple ornaments. Ideal for squirters.
-PAPA!
• Fabric composition in the US: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric composition in EU: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight in the US: 10.6 oz./yd.² (360 g/m²)
• Fabric weight in EU: 11.8 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
• Small: 30″ × 60″ × 0.28″ (76 × 152 × 0.7 cm)
• Large: 36″ × 72″ × 0.28″ (91.4 × 182.9 × 0.71 cm)
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent
C$69.00
your life will never be the same.
bless your peers by wearing this hat so they can look at it on you.
the world is better off for it.
astonishing !!!
-PAPA
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
C$44.00
HEY whats up you can wear these socks anytime but yes i invented this with orgies and freaking out normies in mind.
love to all creatures. wear these if you basically like wear them if you feel like wearing them idk nobodys forcing you to wear your orgy socks today but hey it might be a thing where like maybe they're lucky and you need to limit yourself to wearing them on super special occasions like... lest the magic wear out right..... so up to you. you can buy them now and decide later like what days to wear them and the selection parameters for yourself. write it down somewhere so you dont forget etc.i seriously cant wait for you to have these socks dude. hell yeah. and when i say dude i mean like - we are all dude - we are all The Dude really. Heck yes! So yeah back to the socks. You can buy them.
something good happens to the soul when we are soft and warm and protected in our feet by papa.
it is said for some people it is easier to orgasm when um we wear socks in sexual situations so you can try that
or other things - run and glide down hallways. anywhere you can do that really whats stopping you.
and these go well with slide or wooden clogs or crocs or cowboy booys or uggs or whatever else you're puttin on your feet
love to all breathing
-PAPA!
• 60% nylon, 22% cotton, 18% spandex
• Crew length
• Cushioned bottom
• Ribbed leg
• Blank product sourced from China
C$44.00
A soft and durable everyday tee that pairs easily with anything. Its fine jersey fabric feels smooth and comfortable, while the tailored fit keeps it looking fresh wash after wash. A must-have for casual looks and layering.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather color is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Ash color is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz./yd² (153 g/m²)
• Tear-away care label for comfort
• Blank product sourced from India
C$37.00
not much else to say. you are welcome dear,
-PAPA!
• 80% cotton, 17% polyester, 3% spandex
• Cushioned sole
• Machine washable
• Brand logo watermark on soles
• Premium quality
• Made in USA
C$55.00